£59.95

(£59.95 )

To order more than one please amend quantity at checkout.

S e c r e t s

Peter says that he likes to think about sex once a year – well, he is fifty now! He was wondering if dogs ever got bored of doing it “doggy style”. So in the 2010 “Blue Box”, the lady dog is trying to encourage her partner to be a bit more adventurous. Books of erotica are scattered around. The dog makes use of one, but only by standing on it. On the back of the Kama Sutra is a review by Lassie. A pair of handcuffs (fur lined, naturally) can be found inside. The initials of some prominent people, caught attempting to add some spice to their lives, are on the lid: ES, TH, MS, JE, JM, LC, MF, and TW. If you are a fan of tabloid TV, perhaps you can figure them out. “The Moody Cow” is in reference to a pub near Peter’s home. Until recently, he had amazingly never heard of it. Then one day, his wife Andrea told him that her friend was working there, his son Sam brought home instructions on how to get to a school camping trip. . .” go past the Moody Cow”, and Peter realized he golfed that very same day next to this very same pub. So onto the box it went.

Although Harmony Kingdom is still manufactured at Wimberley Mills near Stroud in Gloucestershire, since Martin Perry, the founder retired in August 2005, marketing and shipping of the pieces is done from the USA office at Harmony Ball Company in Ohio. This means that we have to consolidate our orders before having them shipped to us. We are currently taking deliveries about every 6 weeks and so there may be a delay with your order if the piece is not already in stock. We will advise by email. Hope this doesn't cause a problem.